HELLO ALL!

Yes, I know, I've been a bit void in the blogging dept, but hey better late than never. And considering this piece is worth twice the credit, how could I let it pass? So...3 most thoughtless, useless gifts...here we go.

NUMBER 3: Border Collie


This lovely piece of crap looks and feels like a real dog...and sleeps like one, too. Yeah, that's all it does, it lays on the floor imitating a sleeping dog including the breathing. It doesn't do anything except lay there and sleep...and uses 2 D batteries in the process. It will breathe for 2-3 months before a replacement is needed (1 month before I use it as a rag). What child can go without a toy that lays there n breathes!

NUMBER 2: Elmo Live


Here it is people, another elmo toy that kids can go crazy over for about a week. He dances, sings, tells stories, and "Children can also make the magic happen with a tickle or a squeeze of Elmo's foot, tummy, back or nose". I can't wait for Burlesque show Elmo... OH, and it uses 6 AA batteries.

NUMBER 1: Hasbro Kota the Triceratops

And here's my number one pick. This one is great. When touching its sensory spot it moves its head, tail and horns. And with a touch of a button it plays music...and uses 6 D Batteries. Seriously, how long could the fun factor last? Sure it's fun when the kid is punished in his room and dad comes home drunk, but beyond that? I see a green coat rack.

Well those are my picks. Thanx for chewing!